Saturday, August 14, 2010

We're here to help.

"I don't know if we should do this, Black Cat."

"Of course we should, Jack, he needs our help."

"What are you going to say?"

"We could sneak some pictures of him working and let everyone know..."

"It's supposed to be secret."

"We could..."

"We could stop before we get in too deep."

"Where is your sense of adventure, Jack? This will be fun. What could go wrong?"

"Oh no."

"We'll show him around the house the way we see him. He cleaned the fireplace in July when we were getting ready for visitors"

"He doesn't like that picture, B.C., because his glasses are bent and he says that he looks like he smelled something bad."

"Pish posh. This is what we are going to do. We will give behind the scene pictures of everyday life. Everyone will be entertained..."

"I'm sure they will."

"...and Len will be surprised..."

"You can count on that."

"...and delighted with our helping out."

"Delighted isn't the word that comes to mind, B.C. This isn't going to be good."